Yigit C. Bacakoglu Yazılım Mühendisi | Rubyist | Mekanist on Rails

  16/12/2013 at 20:57       by yigit     under

İnsanların yazılımcıları nasıl gördüğü ve yazılımcının diğer insanları nasıl gördüğü:)

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Yazılımcının evrimi :) Siz hangisisiniz?

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Yazılımcılar asla uyumaz, onların yanında geceleri güvendesiniz :)

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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

stop(); // Hammertime!

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.

/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */ 


// drunk, fix later


//---


// Magic. Do not touch.


//--


Catch (Exception e) {
 //who cares?
} 


//---

/*
 * You may think you know what the following code does.
 * But you dont. Trust me.
 * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
 * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
 * enough to "optimize" the code below.
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
 */ 


//--

// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
// 


//---

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.  
//Move on and call me an idiot later.


//--

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

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