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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */
// drunk, fix later
//---
// Magic. Do not touch.
//--
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
//---
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
//--
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//
//---
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.
//--
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
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